If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on ‘em.
Apparently, I’m quite popular on this website!
This also happens to be my,”Excuse me, bitch?” face.
My “owner” set me up on a blind date with this golden retriever:
I hope he can handle me! When I get wild, I get gone.
Hiding from my owner underneath the bed. Plz, save me from him!
Long time, no pic.
SOWWY GUYZ :(