If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on ‘em.
Apparently, I’m quite popular on this website!
My comeback.
This also happens to be my,”Excuse me, bitch?” face.
My “owner” set me up on a blind date with this golden retriever:

I hope he can handle me! When I get wild, I get gone.
Hiding from my owner underneath the bed. Plz, save me from him!
Long time, no pic.
SOWWY GUYZ :(